Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Colorado Springs, United States
Kids these days
Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?
Arashikage 18
Watching too much Drake and Josh
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Comments (19)
trucker2 33
Next...he'll be calling her double bubble..
blupenguin29 14
They start young.
xxmollyxx 25
Boob is hardly an offensive word.
ihatedouchbags 17
What's worst than the word is the action he's repeating.
Kira1965 23
I kissed a boob and I liked it!
Jay18 22
he probably saw nemo touch the butt and take it a step further
writerchic85 26
I don't think boob is that bad of a word but it would probably be a good idea to discuss physical boundaries.
cj89898 24
Anybody else think of Nemo? "I touched the butt"
RichardPencil 32
Another sexual predator in training.