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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Keeping it in the family
Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML
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MrSassypants 34
If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*
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johnredbeerd 7
What a effing ****! I swear, women cannot be trusted! I mean, your dad's no saint in this scenario, but what the eff is wrong with her?!
chisty87 16
Betrayal by your gf/bf bestfriend people in general can be expected to a small extent if not fully but betrayal by a family member no one expects that...sorry you had to find out your ex is a **** and your dad is a dick
cornyrob 33
Your dad's got the moves that you don't. Sorry, bro.
captainsmegma 12
Some day you may get to call this girl mommy.
psychedelicdezzy 14
I'm so mad at myself for how hard i laughed at this -.-
imhope 23
Oh wow.. FYL
mumblemore 10
Maybe she's into the dad bod?
not_your_taco 15
I hope you and your dad had a long talk......
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I think I read an FML last year once where a guy's father married his ex wife, which made her his step mom. Let's hope that doesn't happen to you.
illuminatzi 19
you could say she's your sex - girlfriend aye? no?
Bryce8 11
That's pretty dirty