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Keeping it in the family

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

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If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.

HeadlessSparrow 20

That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*

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Now both of you can call him daddy.

That's absolutely disgusting...I'm so sorry for you ???

Australians mate!

Stralya cuuuunt!

She was after the family jewels :/

dannnngthatsux 19

Go dad!!

Pinto_2015 9

That's not f'd up its f'ing f'd up....like a new category of f'd up.

What did Tyrion Lannister do in this situation?

Maybe they were just honoring the ancient traditions of jus primae noctis ?

you dodged a bullet! eeeewwwww!