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Keeping it in the family
Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML
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MrSassypants 34
If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*
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HeadlessSparrow 20
That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*
crudeandrudeguy 29
Who's your daddy bitch...
Soninuva 41
Freud would have a field day with this one.
tomvertigo 17
...request sloppy seconds? Ugh...
halcyon93 16
Perhaps she was only dating you to get closer to your dad in the first place.
FieldLeftBlank 20
For two whole years? Talk about dedication.
postpunkfunk 16
That's like dumb and dumber to, kind of dedication right there! Haha, the long con!
incoherentrmblr 22
Something about Mary? More like something about Marty...
Shuff52 21
Dude that sucks....sorry OP!
tw124331 13
Why does #3 have negative votes? It is a thumbs up to me.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Let's see..... Maybe because there is a button for that? O.o
ptoka 20
"Well that was easy." -Staples
tw124331 13
#42 Well aren't you just so clever. I'll refer to my FML instructional guide next time.
dawnimus 21
I'd say your dad is equally at fault in that situation. What he hell?!
ArturoJames 13
He should punch his dad. As a matter of fact, he should punch him right in the ****.
Lalala579121 28
And his dad wouldn't be able to stop him.
ArturoJames 13
As long as he maintains the ****-Punch Position, there's no way the dad could stop him.
Yazoo77 16
And your dad was cool with it?
jansdrs 19
There are messed up people in this world, specifically her.
delude 26
I think the dad is more messed up. What kind of father would have sex with his son's girlfriend?
lat187 18
Maybe she thought he was you? But seriously, that sucks, sorry OP
iwishlifewasfair 8
Wow you are stupid
nitemastr15 17
#53, While I agree it is very unlikely for her to get them confused, it's not entirely impossible. me and my father look exactly alike. People often mistake us for twin brothers rather than father and son. So #8 should is not stupid for suggesting that, though it is highly unlikely.
Lorenzo1102 21
#68. A girlfriend could not mistake someone else for we boyfriend. This is the most bullshit I've ever heard
GrumpyGrinch 23
May be not mistaken one for the other, but she might have been attracted by the same qualities that they both had. I don't know, maybe a kind of smile, voice tone or something that really does run in the family.
MrSassypants 34
If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.
igive 29
Yeah I'd never talk to him again.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Kill dad Introduce mom to person of choice Wait for them to marry ??? Enjoy new dad
PePziNL 20
44: Profit!
nitemastr15 17
Can children disown their parents?
lurker_no_more 13
69: kind of, it's called emancipation of minors
knight2109 12
I'd like to point out that if the emancipation of minors applies here this is getting a whole new level of ****** up.
derpywaffles25 14
That's ****** up
Sebastian2022 22
Okay. Two things, that is sick and, OP, this needs a follow up.