Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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Top comments
anyagrande 31
I would just remove both the underwires from your bra, may be less supportive but at least the wire isn't stabbing you
tyler_the_asiann 16
Great day to ask your boss for a. Raise...
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Comments (26)
Shadow9876 19
I hope they're ok.
abNormal62 23
As Mr Burns said to Smithers, "Release the hounds"
worldclassrager 41
That's the one thing with clothing that can't be fixed...wireless bras are not a bad investment
lux0rd 18
Not all women cam use wireless bras. If you have big boobs the wireless bras offer no support or shape. They don't just look bad, they can actually be very painful if you don't have the required support
whynot159 9
Sports bras are really the way to go. They have awesome shaping ones. You never have to worry about your strap falling or wires eventually stabbing. Admittedly it's not as sexy underneath but my cleavage has actually never looked better. I've been a convert for the past few years Lol.
ChelseaTheEnchan 7
Sounds like you need an Abracad-Bra.
SallySnowflake 23
Just let the boys hang loose
bierlyn 13
not that bad op, means you are busty
delichick 27
Hope you took the wires out of your bra - thats happened to me and other women I know...its painful as you know to have the wire poking you. Ive had to take my bra off once a couple hours into a 8 hour shift cause I had that happen...Im lucky Im not overly huge, and I wear baggy clothes...I kept my coat zipped up that day
JigglesGirl 19
I hate it when that happens
captainsmegma 12
That wire must have been doing double duty. Congrats on the ample melons.