Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
Today, at an annual summer family event, I showed my family a magic trick I'd practiced for weeks. The grand finale involved making a coin disappear. Instead, I launched it into my uncle's soup. He digged it out with his spoon, then looked at me and asked if it was for keeps. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl in a bar with a magic trick. Instead of pulling a coin from behind her ear, I accidentally flicked her glasses straight into her pint of lager. She was far from impressed. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, we had a family gathering at my mom's house. I offered to bring dessert, and I was very proud of my homemade cheesecake. As I set it on the table, my uncle decided to do a magic trick with it and make it disappear onto the floor. FML
Today, I attempted to show off my juggling skills at a family gathering using oranges. One slipped out of my hand, hit a shelf, and knocked over a picture of my parents. The glass frame shattered, and now my family thinks I have a vendetta against their marriage. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
How did you not see this coming? Tell your boyfriend about this new trick. Have him bend over, then shove the same wine dripped broomstick up his ass.
untoward 0
YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before
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underpaid011 0
never, and I repeat NEVER, hold anything up like that for anyone. EVER.
deannoz 0
Women wear suits?
at1325 0
yes asswipe. it is common professional attire.
CloudEnvy 17
62, you prey on their opinion, heavy handedly applying your own while relying on personal image to justify yourself. I'd call that idiotically retarded in itself.
CloudEnvy 17
I offer no smugness, merely a parody of an opinion taking superiority over another opinion.
CloudEnvy 17
..Is it a convincing fake?
FFML_314 12
-Steals watch and kills Kay- MUAHAHA!
CloudEnvy 17
'kay i'll take it. But remember what was said about your methods in exchange for it. Give that back you little thief.
FFML_314 12
Mine now, biatch!
FFML_314 12
Don't tell her! It's Monday night! Which means it's Spaghetti and Meatballs, followed by some lovin. Step-mommy needs loving too!
FFML_314 12
-Catches, ties up and gags- I remember how you like it.
FFML_314 12
-Begs for forgiveness-
meowcow 3
ive seen this trick end with a kick to the nuts to force the person to drop the cup :)
capilot 10
That's a very old prank. How did you manage to graduate college without at least hearing about it? But your boyfriend is a grade-A dick. If he likes pranks so much, you should play one of your own. I recommend black widow spiders in his bed.
Hughmadd 0
Yeah, he's a "grade-A dick" for having humour. People on this site seriously need an overload of laughing gas. Jesus....
capilot 10
There's pranks, and there's dumping wine on someone's expensive suit. He should've used water and he should've done it when she wasn't wearing something expensive. That's the difference between a prankster and a dick.
Griggy 0
Oxi-Clean and a Sham-Wow and you'll be fine.
Hughmadd 0
48: "Oxy Clean" Reading that...makes me sad...:(
CherryBomb511 3
Aww Billy Mayes.
Toxicitykid 0
Hope you didn't have white carpet either, that would have sucked!
mintcar 10
I've never really heard if this prank. But I mean really OP, you should've caught on. /Facepalm/
Luckysam1984 0
It sounds like your boyfriend was trying to break up with you. He seems to want to ruin your shit.
SweetnessMallory 0
wow....you should not have taken the broomstick...
wwerulez14 6
No shit, Sherlock. Any more brilliant deductions for us?
Melaniee_fml 0
work on your dodging skills.