Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
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MissBunnyWillEat 11
Sarcasm. Calm your ****.
giantsfan2010 23
I know, right? Two whole weeks.
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Comments (99)
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I had a boyfriend that did the exact same thing, but at least he had the excuse of being only 15.
wirelessgeek 0
Scary...creepy...psychotic. Be careful.
monagro 22
At least you've realized you were never gonna last before its too long...
Sorceress0209 0
Wow girl I could see if ya'll knew each other for like forever before dating than maybe but 2 weeks I would had said NO too.
ItzKymra 0
his parents probably won't let him out of the house until he marries. FyL
ndclover 3
this dude would be a perfect match to the girl in the FML which talked about a girl planning a marriage with her boyfriend after 3 days of being together.
atomic_danish 0
What if he was the one and you rejected him and now you'll be a lonely cat lady forever?
mandoalba 5
thats more of an fml on his end not yours
jku 14
He probably manages a waffle house. Scary.
SmittyJA24 26
OP: 2-weeks of dating does NOT equal "BF" status. After 2 weeks, you're still "dating"; I hope you haven't been ******* this dumbass.... (I can only presume that's why he wanted to get married -- you're probably his "first".) Secondly, NEVER go on a "date" without your own cash / credit card for a taxi ride home. Or the phone number of someone to call in case of an "emergency" like this. I'm surprized your parents didn't teach you this stuff when you were 16.
Egnar 19
While I agree with you to some extent and I never consider a girl my "girlfriend" after just 2 weeks, even if I really liked her and wanted her to be more than a casual fling it doesn't mean it's not possible. You don't know the circumstances, how many times they've gone out during those 2 weeks or if they straight up had a talk about mutual desire for monogamy. The rest however is completely right - Always be prepared!