Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
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MissBunnyWillEat 11
Sarcasm. Calm your ****.
giantsfan2010 23
I know, right? Two whole weeks.
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jawaqueen 1
My answer would have been no also, two weeks is too early for wedding proposals
every1luvsboners 11
Give the guy some credit, you're probably his first piece of arse. He has no clue what to do, he's automatically "in love" with the first chick that touches his tiny wiener. Just remember not to handle a virgin wiener unless you're prepared for a proposal.
every1luvsvag 10
The weiner isn't virgin, its just kosher.
leadman1989 16
Better than me. I propose on the first date the reactions are always priceless, if that doesn't scare you off then the relationship is worth pursuing. It always scares them off D: forever alone!!!
boredblonde 17
That made me laugh :')
leadman1989 16
Will you marry me?
EvilLilCupcake 10
So romantic ^^ lol
WCARlover 35
Wow dump him that's insane
THE_A_TEEN 28
Talk about clingy.
ssaxena 9
You can fall in love in 2 weeks also..You should have at least cared for his feelings...broke his heart...You are rude
EvilLilCupcake 10
Love should go Both ways for there to be a long lasting marriage. That's one reason why we even date so we can build up our emotions. And in the end it you either feel love or you feel like it isn't going to work out. She obviously didn't love him yet or at all. With some it's love at first sight with others they need time... She isn't rude for saying no Its better that she doesn't lead him on.
Pazu_fml 10
Um, what? Saying no to a proposal is rude? So people are obligated to accept any marriage proposal they receive no matter what? Yeah, it's awkward when someone rejects a proposal, but they absolutely have the right to do so, and anyone who thinks they can guilt someone into getting married is little more than human trash.
jjdominguez 0
Nt her fault he shuld hav waited longer
perdix 31
What took him so long? Three days is about the right amount of time to start planning a wedding. What's he been doing with that extra 11 days?
ikickgingers 15
He wasn't serious, he was trying to get her attention. She spent the whole date on her cellphone.
perdix 31
I can't blame her. FML is hilarious!
mrahhhhh 21
Buddy Holly proposed on the FIRST date. But then again, he kicked major ass, so it turned out good for him, until that unfortunate airplane accident... :(
Enslaved 38
The Day the Music Died. :(
seximexi911 10
I bet this was his plan to break up with you without hurting your feelings :) he knew it would scare any normal girl away
perdix 31
He's probably trying to get you to commit before you find out about his child molestation convictions or gambling debts.