Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
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Top comments
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Sarcasm. Calm your ****.
giantsfan2010 23
I know, right? Two whole weeks.
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Comments (99)
ikickgingers 15
He didn't even have to dump you. He got a clean break now he can use his "wounded heart and puppy dog eyes" for many pity *****. I see genius here.
theonlysweetpea 10
You should have kicked him in the face.
kaylala365 0
At least you got a good work out on the way home.
lxora 0
Id be concerned if maybe he had some health risk due to desperation. At least you didnt do anything stupid, but you dhouldve made sure he was breathing at least!
TooOldForDiss 4
Was he blinking? Maybe the sudden breaking of his heart killes him on the spot? If so you could have just pocketed his keys and driven yourself home. Problem solved!
pookie0939 7
Lmao! my x proposed in the Walmart parking lot after 2 weeks. needless to say tis why he's a x
justalilcrazy 3
sounds like he did it on purpose to make u brake up with him
morgan020 0
Well at least you didn't say yes to someone that creepy! My best friends boyfriend proposed to her after 3 weeks and she said yes!! I still can figure it out! I find him to be reallllly strange. He is in his mid 20's and already been divorced a couple times! I just find it weird :/
Mourningstar 4
Its a clue, leave now and RUN!!!!!!!
swinglifeaway123 8
Lol, nice name.