Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my coworker has once again called in and asked me to cover her shift. She does this for every single one of her shifts, and my boss told me that if I don’t cover it, I’ll be fired. I used to have a life, but not anymore. FML
Today, after my boss thanked me for being so "reliable" all the time, I confessed to her that I have really bad anxiety, which has given me a crippling fear of disappointing her and ending up jobless. Even after reassuring me that she would never do that, the feeling is still there. I think I need therapy. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a therapy session for my anxiety about work, but it got cancelled. My boss has been berating me for 2 weeks about my performance as a newbie. I feel like she doesn't like me and it's messing with my work even more. I'm dreading going to work tomorrow with the same problem. I can't get fired again. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lex1459 38
Because what you do in other people's dreams is completely in your control.
rossea 21
You are not very trustworthy in people's minds are you? Haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (44)
Andatop 16
One time my mom dreamed that my dad cheated on her and then wouldn't kiss him for like 3 weeks.
chickypie1987 23
They can't fire you for that, if you have been with the company over three months they need a valid reason or a justified cause, they can't just let you go for anything not work related, there are laws they cannot fire you!
Hash13 13
Think she just needs some reassurance that you have her back.
gobiteme2 34
You know what to do ! Act on it now before its too late
HofstraGirl 14
Your boss subconsciously thinks you're unreliable... prove her wrong! Have you done anything to make her feel that way? No worries, Op, I'm sure she'll get over it. :)
justjaycee1 3
I would watch out now your boss may have it in for you because you killed her in her mind.
NomeDMF 17
Inception. Go into her dream and save her.
doubleofuck 20
Don't worry OP, if she does fire you without reason you can always lawyer up and claim unfair dismissal.
ben1083 7
Well U shouldn't have let her die in the dream then.
OneOnJuanAction 22
Good thing your boss won't fire you. It sets a bad example for him with that reason, and your boss wouldn't even be able to fire you without a good reason.