TJ.
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Lacey, United States
Judge Judy
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML
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hemz_fml 13
She must have been watching man vs wild
PuffDaddy395 3
Cleveland voice^
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Kiki242 19
This site makes me lose faith in humanity.
GodPart2 20
Bug's faith in humanity -1,000,000,000
hemz_fml 13
She must have been watching man vs wild
sirpantselot 22
Gotta survive the parking lot wasteland however you can.
swankmrpancake 8
It's extremely important to get any amount of nutrition, from any source you can find, in helping you service that car filled wasteland!
swankmrpancake 8
Survive*
Khariau 8
She might be Bear Grillz's wife !
tennisrapper1 14
Don't forget to drink your own piss!
Popcornography 10
62 - It's spelt Grylls :)
36591951 9
Anyone realize that OP has the point system all messed up? It should be humanity -1000
colliebuddz420 7
87-it's spelled spelled
luvlifeyolo 1
Gross!!!
Riya2595 15
Eww. That's disgusting!
NuTrees 9
And that's all it is to some people. Honestly that person eating a bug is not cause enough to loose faith -200. OPs dramatic. Bugs are protein anyways.
Ch0sen 13
That completely depends on the environment. Living in a civilized country that provides ready access to much cleaner (and albeit better tasting) food and yet choosing to ingest a live insect off your windshield (God knows where else it has been) is a valid reason to LOSE* a certain amount of faith.
tennisrapper1 14
3 - Not in some parts of china. Bugs can be a delicacy there.
Meettitan 14
74- They don't pick bugs off windshields though.... they catch them.....
downtime 13
67, By that logic you could never do enough good deeds to redeem the negative scale anyway. This was worded so badly that it just makes the OP look like a pretentious douche.
outoftown 27
The prices of protein at OP's store must be very high for the shopper to choose roadkill off a windshield.
onlychildFTW 34
It's one thing to et bugs that are meant to be eaten like when they are caught. It's completely different to take one of a windshield and then eat it. You'd think the thing would be a bit squished.
doctorhook86 25
Around the world, bugs are eaten by literally billions of people each year. And why not? Lots of them are pretty good for you. Consider this: Most westerners will eat a cow but won't eat a grasshopper--both of these animals eat grass. On the other hand, we pay a premium to eat crabs and lobsters--these are ten-legged monsters that eat slime from the bottom of the ocean. So why the hypocrisy about eating things like grasshoppers?
jamalamadingdong 18
Yeah, but if I hit a cow, I wouldn't pick it off my grill and eat it!
doctorhook86 25
126: That just means you're not a redneck.
Blue329 15
That's just nasty the last part.
shellz102 12
If you work at walmart, I'm surprised you haven't seen that more often.
killdozer1 2
I've heard that somewhere in America (my birthplace and home), there is a resturant where they will cook roadkill that customers bring in.
PuffDaddy395 3
Cleveland voice^
bobplayshockey 0
"oh, thats nasty..."
Sliver1991 26
Thank you for that ^.^ +1 faith!
doctorhook86 25
#5 is doing commenting right, even as they do replying wrong.
Phyre24 17
Anyone else think of "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly"?
jetsown08 21
It's Ezio! We found Noor's husband!
extreemguy19 7
Eww.
Welshite 40
I've heard sun-baked beetle is AMAZING.
WearingHats 14
Don't knock it until you try it.
tb713317 6
and I'm the one with stupid comments?
hwkfan1 10
Don't be so picky!