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TJ. This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Lacey, United States

Judge Judy

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML

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She must have been watching man vs wild

PuffDaddy395 3

Cleveland voice^

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Well, this is America so FYL.

CoolRainbowdash 15

I think I lost faith in him,because not all bronies are like that.

CoolRainbowdash 15

I think I lost faith in him,because not all bronies are like that.

Hakuna Matata!

Tragichero92 12

Timone and Pumba.

tell me more about how this affects your life in a negative way...

^except for the ones that like my little pony.

BubbleGrunge 18

Umm bug lady is gross and all but why is this a FML. She should be saying **** her life, not you OP.

Why is everyone saying the lady is gross when a poor defenseless bug has been eaten? I say **** the poor bug's life....... Well actually, the bug has no life anymore, so **** his former life.

Tragichero92 12

Yeah, pest control should be + 500

SadisticStephyy 21

The way this was worded truly pleases me :3