Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
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Venge_fml 0
Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.
gosrisky 1
but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch
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Platter 0
I have never enjoyed the ways that Americans brutalise our language, but then to be told that we're the ones at fault! BTW, you cant even spell correctly in American, learn the differences between you're and your.
baaaaanana 0
I live in the US and it is embarrassing to see fellow American's using slang, and I'm only 21.
Chunchunchun 3
I live in the UK. It is embarrassing to see fellow English speakers misusing apostrophes, whilst trying to be high and mighty about usage of slang, and I'm only 16.
laaceeb 0
that sucksssss
lots_of_letters 0
I didn't have the patients to read every comment, but then again who would. As far as i can tell A. English started as an Anglo-Frisian language and was brought to Britain in the 5th Century AD by Germanic settlers from various parts of northwest Germany, it broke off in to two families one settled in Britan and the other near current day France, so THATS where english came from and B. Why is everyone so angry about the word mum? Here in the states people often pronounce father as fafer (especially around west virginia) reguardless i think your all a bunch of ignorant fools, but then again opinions are like ass holes. BTW:ta bron orainn cloisteail faoi do bhuachaill (oh no the scary american can speak irish) :P better luck to you on your next b/f
2010_18 0
wow? that sucks I'm sorry
sabiancymbol 1
kill the asshole
missmontreal97 4
awh it's ok OP he's an asshole. dump him. dump him hard
DrDoofenshmirtz 0
SEW HER.
amy_eire4759 16
@ #116 I was going to say that too
jimmyjim13 5
someones on there period jk