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wilmerjean This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

It's just another day

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML

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more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..

it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either

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Well I'm disgusted

To extend the analogy, it means that your car is a piece of shit. Heh-heh, I said analogy.

You didn't day analtality though...

Say. But this time, I won't blame it on autocorrect.

Geez, it hurts to do that after surgery! I agree, give him a break!

Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. Eat your beans with every meal!

Yum who wouldn't wanna do that

NinaTatianna 9

Youre complaining about traffic while your uncle is in the hospital? dont you think that's a little self-centered? I think u need a different perspective....

Well, I guess you could say... *Takes off sunglasses* He wasn't having a shitty day.

Why complain about something done out of a good heart? Plus he's family...