wilmerjean
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
It's just another day
Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML
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X8PX 5
more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..
ilovetylerseguin 0
it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either
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Comments (107)
cat12345_fml 1
You think that's bad I got held up in traffic for 4 hrs today because a girl heard a ticking noise in her car and thought it was a bomb She only needed an oil change
PinkFun1969 9
When ya got to go, ya got to go.
Norrec86 7
You were stuck traffic. Big whoop. He couldnt poo. Sounds like his. Life sucks.worse.
denvan 0
The irony if life
Tenro_fml 0
You are a little insensitive asshole. I just had the same surgery. For the second time. I hope you need it done in the future. Maybe then you'll understand how painful it is to have your guts trying to spill back out from behind your stomach muscle wall after just being cut open and trying to shit.
BloodyMary666 24
I like the metaphor xD
sparxva 12
Your life doesn't suck; your uncle's life sucks. Your story is just "today I drove in bad traffic" -- big deal you whiner.
j_cat187 20
You are a super douche. No respect for your family so why should we respect you?
bubo_fml 11
If my Niece/Nephew treated me like that, I'd shit in their car!
bibbster18 11
Shit happens.