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laststand11 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

It's all in the timing

Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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butterflychic 0

Turkey, anyone?

foodlord 5

Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well tell her that "Happy Thanksgiving Break" and now you're my new chauffeur, now drive to me to the mall, then my friends *insert name here*, then to library, then you forgot something at mall. keep up like this for a few days, till you drive them up the walls and brake down and get you your car back. simple really.

McAninch35 9

Brake down... I see what you did there. Car puns are fun, intentional or otherwise.

FaraPjJammaz 13

Well then, that just doesn't make a very Happy Thanksgiving :(

PinkFun1969 9

Parents, Aaaa that's a low blow.

sydie5 12

your bio scares me.

Nanobytez 5

Your bio scares me. :(

ikickgingers 15

People who take pics in the bathroom scare me

Sniperkid07 6

27- I only have one thing to say, SCIENCE, so yeah I think I made my point... Atheism makes sense.

hateevryone 15

well that's not a good sign.

cheeseboy77 0

Now on Christmas morning, say "merry Christmas! I sold your car to buy your gift this year!"

j_cat187 20

I got you a deck of cards missing the Ace of spades

sydie5 12

Best time to give bad news is when you're stuffing your face with food.

coltsrock37 15

Tell her you used the words "tax refund" and "spent" in the sentence.

deviable 9

That isn't always bad. For example: "We sold your car and got you a corvette! Happy thanksgiving!"

kmkmkmkm 1

That's two sentences :)

Gibbel 3

OP if the car was in your name they can't do that and you can report it as stolen and get it back. If it was not in your name well... it's not technically your car.

survivorsteve 3

I'm guessing the sentence was, "happy thanksgiving break, we sold your car." But it could have been, "happy thanksgiving break, I bet you thought we sold your car but its in the garage next to your new puppy." Lucky bastard gets a new puppy. Maybe.