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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
It's all in the timing
Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML
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butterflychic 0
Turkey, anyone?
foodlord 5
Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...
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butterflychic 0
Turkey, anyone?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good gravy. 0.o
butterflychic 0
Haha
trollfaced 2
Mashed potatoes?
xSonic 9
Potatoes mashed?
EnEl_Infierno 15
Thanksgiving Stuffing, mmmm! *Homer Simpson drool* dam now I'm hungry.
D37H100 5
Pie. Nuff' said.
enonymous 9
I have no real comment... I'm going to phone this joke in "in Mother Russia car sells your mom on thanksgiving"
jedielf 23
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here, but food is food, especially if it's good :) Thanks dude. *takes a piece*
22cute 17
1. Work, save your money 2. Buy yourself a car 3. Hide the title and registration 4. Stfu! Happy Thanksgiving!
Yodaevil 4
Noooooo! Not my 96 hatchback civic with lawnmower exhaust! Mother how could you?!? It's a classic among high schoolers!!!!
Sniperkid07 6
I love rippin those things to bits! They think cuz my car is old they can take me.... Their wrong!! 400ci Hemi beats Vtec any day.
foodlord 5
Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...
DKParth13 5
Happy early Thanksgiving ?!:)
FriscoKidz 10
She's trying to trap you at home for the break
J1hill33 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She just wants to keep you with the family. You're gonna get your car back after the break. I promise
WeAreAHurricane 14
Your comment was about as good of an idea then selling OP's car ....-.- But seriously, you don't know them. Dont make promises
Aoifexzx 3
How the **** would you know...?
laceyanneman 7
Don't make promises you can't keep!
ihavebrokenshoes 0
She sold it though.
FYLDeep 26
Hopefully this means they bought you a replacement vehicle.
StoryOfTheYear 15
You shall now drive the all new 2011 Pontiac FireTurkey. :o
ColdplaySucks 18
Or a bike... Lol
FYLDeep 26
What's a Pontiac? Is that some sort of mysterious new car company?
benderbot19 0
Pontiac: when you've graduated from pimping out your cavalier.
iam_yummylicious 12
Pontiac went defunct in 2010...
FYLDeep 26
We don't talk about them anymore. It's like Saturn.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, that's embarrassing.
Furley 4
Hate to break it to you, pontiac is actually the car you get before you pimp a cavalier...
benderbot19 0
Hate to break it to you, but either way is lame if you're pimping a cavalier.
ddinspire6 10
Tell them you sold the dog.
drealmorales 2
What if she uses the money of the car to buy you a new Carr?? :D don't count on it thoughh
P374RD3D 9
They were giving you their thanks for the money they got
FlyingWhisps 5
Maybe she was trying to show you that you should've been more thankful for that car. I'm just ******* with you, bitch move, mom. I would rage if my parents did that to me.
eminarnar 0
Oh my, that's horrible.