Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML
Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML
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DumbStruck79 0
If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...
Ninjaface 0
Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*
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Comments (42)
XaosZaleski 0
I swear there should be a world-wide test for anyone wants to use they keyboard to type on anything. Decoding this terrible bastardization of the English language is beginning to take years off of my life.
sdhead 0
I'm from NYC and no one really gives a shit about one and other here....At least this lady was nice enough to check if you were alright.
BrotherTheo 31
I'M NOT DEAD YET!! I THINK I'LL GO FOR A WALK..... I'm Happpy.....I'm Happyyyy!!!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
*smiles* Bring out your dead! (hits cowbell)
lmaoatyourlife 0
Hardly an FML. Not like you would of got in any trouble for looking like a dead person in your sleep.
romaunts 0
And?
driedpeaches 0
it's only a FML if you woke up naked on an embalming table...
misspeg 0
goddamn people who can't mind their own goddamn business...lol
_Haiithuuur 0
Please explain how this is an "FML" it's a simple mistake you laugh off. your life is not ****** because of this.
angel_devil_gurl 0
i think that napping in your car should be encouraged!! it's better than falling asleep at the wheel and crashing....
dtubbz53 0
oh people care about you this is definitely and FML :/