Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML
Today, I'm halfway through of packing my stuff as we are moving to another flat. I discovered that I got chickenpox, which means that I should do no hard physical work. I've got a fever and a headache. It started raining in the morning, so loading stuff to truck is going to be so much fun. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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chili10 18
you should have taken a picture and sent it to him or something.
Timmy_Boy 17
your boss is an idiot
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Comments (158)
jacastro85 0
lawsuit
TKello 6
I'm sure there are ways to get your job back. And unfortunately, in this economy you really do need whatever job you can get...so even if you have to work with a jerk, go for it. :/ And I hope you feel better.
jokesta187 11
first off.. go to the doctor and get a note bring it to your dumb ass ex boss and file a lawsuit.. he CANNOT fire you for something like the chickenpox's. Then if you want demand your job back.
Doortje 30
Wow, your boss is a ******* dumbass. Or ex-boss. Although I'm pretty sure he'll have to give you your job back once you've proven him wrong.
xdanixx 0
You're boss is a retard. Send him a picture and then sue his ass. I'm 21 and haven't had chickenpox. Even though my parents chucked me in with the kids that had chickenpox when I was younger - I just never caught them!
carlitto_fml 0
Sue the bastard!
biohaza12d 3
dude, you can totally sue his stupid ass
JustinThunder 8
Go to work and give him a hug, hoping he has never gotten chicken pox.
fjretsel 1
go to his house and give him chicken pox.
wtfsnickers 1
show up and infect everyone else