LCDhell
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I wanna see the referee's nose hairs
Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
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theunwiseone 4
80 inch tv? Jeez how small is his penis?
Buttsexpirate 9
Welcome to prime time bitch!
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Comments (193)
CrazyManNo9 29
Funny! Reminds me of the Friends episode where they built an entertainment center too large to fit between the doors...
fogrunner 13
"We"? Guess you don't have to help him pay for it.
BFit 0
You have certain "tools" that you possess that you can threaten him with that can get any man to do pretty much whatever you want. How can you be a married woman and not have figured this out?
perdix 31
Maybe if you upgraded to a double-wide trailer, the TV could fit.
Jimboom 12
Remove the door. Problem sorted! Plus on top of that you can either sell the door or use it as firewood if you cannot afford heating. Double sorted!
jaredofmo 22
Sell him.
DocBastard 40
How can anyone complain about an 80" TV? It's a freaking EIGHTY INCH TV!!! If you need to, you rearrange your entire house for a TV that size. There is no compromise. OP clearly needs to get her priorities straightened out.
Heebles 2
Go return it while he's sleeping :)
btstig 11
That is how spousal abuse starts.
karagarren 8
put it on the ceiling?
mpclaw 3
Hey, one for the guys!