LCDhell
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I wanna see the referee's nose hairs
Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
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theunwiseone 4
80 inch tv? Jeez how small is his penis?
Buttsexpirate 9
Welcome to prime time bitch!
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Comments (193)
Stoneyyay 5
must be nice to "BARELY" afford an 80 inch tv...
dansco 25
Yeah, I can't afford a 40" tv let alone 80" :(
Awnonymous 4
Watching **** on an 80" would be shit. Even if it was full HD you'd still have only 1920x1080 resolution, same as most computer screens use this day at around 22-24", it'd just be streched four times.
Awnonymous 4
A projector and a screen isn't the same thing, it will blur, a screen will pixellate.
thesiwel 0
**** comes in very high def, **** is always the leader in new technology, was one of the first things to go big on VHS, Internet, DVD, blue ray and even 3D, so I'm sure there is **** for 80"
Jaxx66 21
Actually!!! BluRay was owned by a company that refused to let **** use their creation for selling more of their stuff. That's why BluRay failed the first time ^_^
GypsyRover 0
"stupid is,as stupid does."
RebekahBrooke 9
try the ceiling?
EnEl_Infierno 15
Oh man 80" tv above my bed that'd be awesome.
jellyD 1
Ceiling mount FTW!!
Livencountry 5
Until if fell on you and you died. 34
ikickgingers 15
The ceiling is for slutty mirrors not televisions.
Yodaevil 4
Agreed, mirror on ceiling!
EnEl_Infierno 15
#54 why not a mix of sorts, an 80" on the celling with a live recorder and watch yourself in high definition :p
likasumboooodi 0
sounds cool but I would suck when it falls on you
tommyfox 19
Keevarou, I TOTALLY agree. Projectors forever.
EnEl_Infierno 15
127 That's why you get professionals to install it, and the only other way I see it falling is if I am 'rocking the casaba' to hard. But if i went i think that would be an awesone way to go seeing myself with a huge simle on my face. C:
StopDropNRoll 11
I like her idea better. I can go for laying down and watching tv. Sucks id it would fall though D:
ChantelRenaeee 0
boys and their toys... Us females will never get it.
zombicidal 11
because women don't watch TV?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Funny... Cause usually it's the girls with the "toys", if you catch my drift.
Yodaevil 4
We spend on a single tv. Once every x years. Women, handbags, shoes, makeup.... weekly.
alone_unafraid 0
no. you won't. --->kitchen
meetmissmayhem 4
Don't pull all of "us females" into this. So not true. I'd love a huge tv if we could afford it and had enough room for it!
haveachat 1
Take his credit card for a little self-indulgent shopping...
mommapanda 0
"Take his credit card for a little self-indulgent shopping...." Great logic there (*sarcasm). Being barely able to afford the cost of the tv could be that he used savings that was supposed to be for a family vacation or something of that nature. Using a credit card, his or not, would only make matters worse and create debt.
rabbittboi 18
If he wasn't smart enough to go with a screen that didn't obstruct doorways he most likely maxed the card out to get it.
doubleea 3
Like a boss
L_Lovegood 19
Why would he even NEED a tv THAT big? I agree with #24.
purple91 8
He is trying to compensate for (lack of) something else.
catkat1988 17
Congrats for marrying an idiot... :-) No, really... My boyfriend wants a big flat screen TV, too, but he's waiting until he can afford it, and he has promised me to buy one that fits in our living room...
1PaulyD 9
life is too short, enjoy it!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Let's enjoy your pic on that 80inch tv.
1PaulyD 9
haha