Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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Top comments
Ambiguous404 6
Wow you got creamed
anythingmustbe 18
No whey? I guess you must be feeling kinda bleu after he fired you.
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Comments (83)
TheNobodyGirl 10
Not anymore, you don't.
buddy51 23
The tangy creamy goodness that is cream cheese condemns your indifference, OP! YDI for not caring!!!!!
Binglebeee 16
Please excuse the language but that is the most f*****g stupid excuse I have ever heard. Your manager should be ashamed of themself
thaddeus89 4
did them customer happen to be a talking cartoon Squirrel???
armyaggie 11
That's an IMPORTANT THING-- DO you consider cream cheese Kosher or NOT?
ohhhsnapple 14
worked*
ohio53 6
What's next, politicians being indifferent towards freedom? Oh the humanity.
Kc1001 14
The big Cheese made the cut, huh?
DRush_fml 12
well obviously crean cheese is sacred to your boss...
wvcheesehead1 9
That is as bad as working in a coffee shop where you get in trouble for not wearing sufficient pieces of flair.