Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Top comments
Moep20 24
Well, you do not deserve that at all. Be happy that you are not as stupid as this woman and know that McDonalds has only one prize everywhere and that the normal cashier cannot influence it.
CrissyyyS2 22
... What a bitch. It's not like OP made the prices. I'm guessing they didnt order from the "$1 menu". Oh wait, that's probably too expensive as well. Shouldn't eat anything at all!
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Comments (94)
olhuma 5
As you delivered perfect service, the pinch ran out of valid reasons to not leave a tip...
Javee 17
Would you like it better if the FML read as "Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman expeditiously pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "******* idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML" ? Get over it.
nevershouttami 11
F Your Life, you work at McDonald's.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I guess this is an FYL because there is only so much second-hand embarrassment one person can handle. That woman is a complete ******* idiot.
Megan98 18
You should've spit in their food.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Is it possible that you are just easily distracted, #73?
Chesalicious 3
"stupidapperently" You spelt "apparently" wrong so that's kind of ironic... but you definitely didn't deserve that treatment.
Meettitan 14
52- That's what Wendy's is for.
AlexxIV 3
YLS but because you work at macdonalds
GripItRight 10
Time to do a loud evil laugh!