oops_i_did_it_againnn
Welland, Canada
Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."
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Comments (16)
raven_of_azarath 35
That’s ok. I knocked over a lamp and bulb exploded, and the pastor thought he had been shot.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It's okay, God forgives you. Besides, it's in the Bible - despise the sin, not the sinner. :D
Mr_Mole 24
I sense some fabrication. A priest wouldn’t swear.
PennyLane27 32
Then sings my soul/ my savior God to thee/ how great thou fart/ how great thou fart...
alycion 39
Never have faith in a fart.
fabs1171 23
At least you weren’t caught masturbating while yelling that you were only trying to make it big
Rabite 28
How is this sharting thing still happening?