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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

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Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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can you teach me your secret?

why fml??? that's a win for you!!!

this should go down as a success

so? mission accomplished.

cvbazooka97 0

hhahahaha suck to be you

Isn't that a good thing? Sounds like something I'd try to achieve on purpose. I once knew someone who used to hand the phone over to his 2 year old daughter every time a telemarketer called and let her say anything she wanted until they hung up.

How is this a FML? That's a good thing you didn't have to talk to them.

ydi for helping justify the continued use of telemarketing by acknowledging their efforts.

OP, you got skills bro. :)

mikejunior88 4

that is awesome. i'm guessing you didnt weird him out on purpose. i do it on purpose though. its funny.