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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

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LittleMissNaught 0

Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

mycookiezz 0

I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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Comments (113)

ImaginaryFoe 1

Sensitive people! Were you going to buy the product? If you're not interested, they will usually drop all formality and hang up. It might not have been your weirdness. And if it was, meh. They'll call back.

DocBastard 40

I like the simplexity of this one.

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

You *like* it?! Doc, you should be ashamed! Now do the right thing: get out your pad and write this FML a scrip for Valtrex, STAT.

ImaginaryFoe 1

I like the word simplexity.

DocBastard 40

Jane - "Simplexity" is a perfectly cromulent word. Two Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookies for whoever gets that reference WITHOUT looking it up.

wwerulez14 6

Can I just have the cookies? I don't want to eat them, I just want to make sure nobody else has them >:)

junkboy 4

meh, i prefer the double chocolate milanos

jess0091 0

you're the type of person I'd be best friends with xD

SpaceMannn 0

Were you trying to buy a Shamwow?

Katuski 4

Good way to get telemarketers to stop calling you.

mooshymuffin 4

You probably wasted their time with your boring life. They have leads to make and if you're not buying they are told to hang up. Time is money after all.

RedPillSucks 33

Did it have anything to do with you breathing hard and asking her whether she was wearing panties?

Domonator 16

The telemarketer was male ("he hung up"). The OP probably asked him if he was wearing panties.

Ketchup_Castle 30

I bet he did..... gross.

wellinever 5

Result! What did you say?

BloodyHeel 8

Good. They deserve to be freaked out.