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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

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I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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How is this an "FML"? You will soon get NO annoying people asking you to buy or do random crap..

that's pretty funny!

At least they put your number off the list. Damn telemarketers.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. On the bright side, now I know a way to scare them off.

martin8337 36

Keep up the good work.

doglover100 29

On the plus side he won't call back.

In Soviet Russia, telemarketer hangs up on you.

He won't call back, those people are annoying.

Happens every day. Most have a lot of trouble believing that I'm actually a pink fluffy unicorn who loves Star Wars.