Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
I don't belong here
Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML
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LittleMissNaught 0
Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!
mycookiezz 0
I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol
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hockeyplayer82 0
hahahaha that's sad
hockeyplayer82 0
but look at the bright side, you don't have to deal with telemarketers if you can do that everytime they call
mycookiezz 0
I do that on purpose!
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Hahaha lol
mycookiezz 0
I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol
bh0p 0
^WIN^
HOHOHOhamster 0
HOHOHO! thats hilarious
lollipopXx 0
hockeyplayer86, I like your picture.... it's cool :)
lollipopXx 0
82** my bad
jewban 3
i say ****** up shit to telemarketers LOL
hockeyplayer82 0
I like it too(obviously lol)
GreatGeak 8
dude, as telemarketers we love that (or at least I do). it's something new. it's common for people to yell at us.
cmabrey07 0
Wish my telemarketers would gang up on me!
tx_beast 5
You are amazing.... I'm gonna do that
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
no, that's talent haha
Mpsteve13 7
thats pretty weird
pink_mess 0
that's good tho atleast you won't have to listen to them ask u pointless questins
livlafluv100 2
the world turned upside down all of a sudden...
tiggerdoc 14
I always match them question for question with my own stupid questions... I answer theirs then fire off..... " what was the largest motor ever offered in the Chevrolet Corvette?" Then maybe "what movie won best picture in 1976?" LOL
crksNcstls503 0
damn weirdo... ha :D
Cam636 0
what a piece of shit car you got there
crksNcstls503 0
if you can't tell what kinda car it is then you don't know shit about cars plus it'll forsure beat your piece of shit bike you got there homie
California4eva 0
hahahahahahahah
Flipflops4ever 0
If u were looking forward to having a nice chat with a telemarketer, u indeed r weird...I guess it is a conundrum if a person hates telemarketers, they're normal for the telemarketer to talk to them, but if the person likes telemarketers they're too weird to continue conversation
cja101 8
hmm must remember to b weird next time they call
iltby 3
Spending as little time as possible talking to a telemarketer is always a good thing.
Bryan19 0
I second that
pennies_lane 6
this isn't a fml. you should be proud! now tell us all what you said so we can say the same :)
Penguinman909 7
he told them their life story and how they wait for the phone to ring and for it to have a telemarketer on the other end so they can feel a bit less lonely
pennies_lane 6
oh I see! and then he started breathing heavy into the phone? excellent, i must remember this for next time they call.
LittleMissNaught 0
Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!
xVictoriaDreamz 0
You're too cool! They didn't feel they should bother you? :o I wish they would hang up on me.:(
MissErikaHart 0
ur too young to b talking to them anyways.
TeenieAmerica 9
@MIssEricaHart She's 17. Not that much younger than you. Get over yourself, hun.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Erika - If her parents weren't home and the phone rang, of course she's old enough to be talking to them. If she's old enough to stay home alone, which, at 17, you are, she's old enough to answer the phone and talk to a telemarketer. It's not illegal to do so and there is no age "limit". Use your head...