Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to urgent care for cloudy vision and eye pain to rule out an infection. They freaked out and pressured me into going to the ER, implying I could lose my vision. Several hours and thousands of dollars later, I just have dry eyes. I hate our healthcare system. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML
Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
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ihatecake 0
people these days all about money
imacreeper 3
we just want to make the world dance. forget about the price tag.
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Comments (124)
nocanhaz 4
Who uses left eyes anymore? It's the eyes in the back of the head that are all the rage now... unless it was the left eye on the back of your head, then you got a problem. That's going on my "15 dumbest comments" list.
TigerWoods101 0
LOL this comment has exactly 69 likes No one mess that up!
us_marine438_fml 0
I think your VISION of a crisis is very OVERLOOKED, and I for one can't stand to WATCH people get ridiculed for their ENVISIONING of life
boatkicker 5
FMLers are pretty good at recognizing puns, even when you turn off capslock.
baseballfreak1 0
just say nurse i'm going blind here. I think u can interupt them if ur going blind
zelricthestrong 4
Shouldn't have been masturbating so much. By the way, how often do you shave your palms?
Feklfekl2222 32
what's aflax
geeksaresexy 18
Google, how does it work?
Feklfekl2222 32
there was lots of different results for different things
geeksaresexy 18
It's supplemental health insurance that will pay your mortgage and stuff if you're sick. It was the very first search result I got. I found it on Google no problem..
Feklfekl2222 32
thanks I dont really know health insurance I'm under 16 and british
Ryley1 0
Of course Tiger Woods wants it to stay 69.
Ozma_fml 0
Idk what Aflac is but I can imagine my mum starting to have a chat in a situation like that haha. Sounds like OP probably had a migraine; hope you feel better.
rhpsfan9 10
moms gotta make money to pay for your medical bill
myxcure 2
You get face time with the nurses, but they pretty much have to get approval for everything.. So technically, it's the doctor you're waiting on...