Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
sovietonion 9
Did she seriously expect you to buy her the wrong size on purpose just to soothe her feelings? She doesn't just sound insecure, she sounds ridiculously self-absorbed, ungrateful and irrational. I understand that people can have self-esteem issues, but sometimes they need to get over themselves and learn to stay in touch with reality.
jmcr 27
Ouch sorry dude she should have been happy you go a dress that fits her beinf small isnt as great as it seems cause i cant find one firkin dress thats fits me well almost anywhere
TwistedShadow 7
Should've said, "Denial is not just a river in Egypt..." would've been Totally Worth It
profligatesoul 18
Women. 'nuff said.
sugarbear0727 19
My boyfriend hates it when girls are bitchy about their weight. He doesn't like skinny girls cause they remind him of toothpicks. Haha. He throws a fit every time I mention I feel even a little fat. Which is a lot since I'm almost 7 months pregnant. Lol.
ballsacks33 17
Women.
PsychoKittie 7
MEN. we dont know wat we did :3
keyofdestiny13 24
You can't win with women
liltwistism 12
Today, my husband bought me a wedding dress that costs hundreds of dollars and it fit perfectly! FML
MisUnFortunate 31
It wasn't a wedding dress, just a dress.
Jimbobaway 2
Girls can't live with them, and cant live with them.