Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
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around_the_world 0
Call the cops, seriously.
RJB 0
Shes ******* dangerous and get a restarining order if she keeps harassing you. Thank God you broke up she could have hurt you. What if you were home?
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Comments (110)
avfcfan89 0
dang i would have been pissed. I would totally sue her ass broke.
katieisfantab 0
In a way, YDI for not calling the police beforehand. The fact that she stole money shows you cannot trust her. Also, her cheating on you shows some instability. You should have reported the money.
fudrick 0
YDI for saying she stole money "off" you.
drummer_dude 0
Stealing money "off" someone is an accepted way of speaking here in England, what isn't however, is the OP's use of "mom" which is clearly an Americanism. OP, "Aww honey, thanks for the new paintjob, I redecorated for you!" *empty her house of ALL belongings. I mean ALL.*
farhil 14
1) get a restraining order 2) sue her yeah it's a hellas lot of work, but it'll work out, unless she knows a damn good lawyer
Mx_Rider 6
number 13 kukopia douche of course take her to court. what are you gonna do beat her up? then get sent to jail? f that son!
Awsomefail44 0
Wel did u do er? i get the feelin she was a freak.
zaq857 0
she is a bitch!!! sue her
956TXking 0
grab the bitch by the hair and swing her around a couple of times that will teach the bitch.
JaneDoe_71 0
Swinging time?
Mx_Rider 6
^ WIN internet brownie coming your way!
ng7899 0
**** you
teiso_fml 0
Sounds like getting your car vandalised was probably worth the price of getting rid of her!