Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for not showing up to her mother's birthday party. I didn't go because I had to finish a project for work over the weekend. This is the same person who refused to go to my father's funeral because she, "didn't feel like getting dressed up." FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I don't know why she's pissed. You know her as well as her own mother!
Mynamewontfi 40
Calling the birthday ruined over this sound very dramatic.
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Comments (44)
FRANTICPANTMAN 21
Run away! Far and Fast!
BuckNekkid 22
GET. OUT. NOW.
Mooglefox 24
Wait... What was the gift. You do know the bf should be getting her a better gift than mom
ThrottleJockey 36
You both got her a vibrator?
SmittyJA24 26
I'd like to know what the gifts were. It makes a difference.
bapbap_fml 15
This is why gift receipts exist.
ashdhddnn 4
That's when you know it's time to break up with the girl
bananassin 25
The real question is who accused you? If it's your gf herself and she was being serious then FYL OP, it's clear that she's an asshole.
ChrisMora 16
Hey at least you know her well?
Flint_Monroe 9
Wait, who accused you? Your girlfriend or her mother?