Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML
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Top comments
hpnerd 0
Return and exchange! Choose one she liked! If she has to wear it her whole life it better be something she doesn't think is "hideous".
lol_everyday 0
uh........ refund!
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Comments (104)
Monty_Python 0
That sucks dude. FYL. return that thing.
heather_6866 0
i think you mean jewelry.
Rantie 0
On the bight side you dont have to pay as much
annacs 0
So not a bitch or ungrateful because it isn't like she said it while he was proposing.
planetearth 0
Um, return it? No big deal...
iloveWH 0
that's why you look at jewelry and engagement rings and things of that nature TOGETHER before you buy one.
kellster 2
I hope you can return it! And maybe going jewellery browsing would have been a good idea BEFORE you bought a huge, expensive ring. Not all women are so materialistic that they just want the most expensive thing, you know. Be glad you found someone with substance?
Miss_fml 0
Umm, its pretty common that a girl won't like the ring her fiancee has picked for her. It definitely doesnt mean their relationship "won't last". idiots
lowcapacityx 0
Should've said you've gotten that one for her to see her reaction. Materialistic girls ftl.
marycjones 0
I agree wholeheartedly with #52.