Today, my grandma begins her second week of unemployment. So far, she has paced outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a Bible on my bed. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, it's been a month since my grandma passed away. Up until that point, I'd been visiting her regularly to make sure she was doing okay, and to get out of the house for a change. Now that she's gone, I have one less reason to leave the house. My life is even more dull than before. I want to go back. FML
Today, I just came out of a two-year long depression. I'm finally starting to feel normal, so of course I get a message that my grandmother might have less than a year to live. FML
Today, I e-mailed the online instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
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Meraki 19
Might want to invest in locks.
falconjade 19
At least this is good for YOUR career
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Comments (30)
tazmanmike2013 17
*New Testiment
jaellin 18
As long as we're correcting spelling isn't it testament?
Rainhawk94 27
Pretty sure he meant the book about testes
smokecloud_ 37
That would be testesment...
The_only_Eric 4
FINALLY I can go to work now!
jsp16 24
^^ Did OP use the wrong account?
blancoing 14
maybe put a lock on your door?
karlcolt45 19
y'all need jesus
pwnman 33
Well, that escalated quickly.
ChenEighty 20
I dunno, what you have to deal with before and after work?
worldclassrager 41
Lock your door?
Sonii008 19
That one cracked me up when I was moderating! xD
BuckNekkid 22
very nice, you worry more about yourself than how your grandmother must be feeling. very compassionate of you.
awilliams44 9
that's sad