Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, as planned, my dad confirmed that he would be flying up to visit me for the weekend. Not planned, however, was that my whiny and high-maintenance sister invited herself along too. There's no way I can dis-invite her without offending my dad. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sure I didn't want to join them on a family trip tomorrow with my sister. I was never invited, and unlike the rest of the family, I have a full-time job where I can't just take days off with no warning. This is how they announce most "family trips" to me. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, my whole family called me ungrateful and my parents are threatening to ground me because I turned down an invitation to go with my extended family to Hawaii for spring break. I literally just started a new part-time job, but they won't listen. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents canceled our trip to Greece because my siblings were being brats. When I tried to point out that I wasn't doing anything, they just shrugged and said, "Sorry honey." FML
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Top comments
drimpossible 0
Without knowing all parties, hard to say who is the right. Your family may be intolerant, or husband may be genuinely difficult.
Some_guy 6
Have fun with the dog.
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Comments (131)
EffYoLife 14
That's what u get for marrying a douche. If your whole family hates your husband, there must be a reason.
itchellmay 3
**** off kent
itchellmay 3
Omg you poor darling xxx
hinamori_amu 4
Sound like something that would happen to me, fellow washingtonion
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
why the hell did you drive them?
FatherofTime87 18
Shave the dog and pee on the plants
fantasyworld 39
Have sex in your parents' bed and on the table. Take the dog and let the plants die.
Tessursaurus 6
Let the plants die and take the dog! They don't deserve the love.
roxigrl14 8
Lol I wouldn't of taken them.
legendof90 14
The dog eats the plants. Then kill the dog. To anyone shocked, I'm joking cause if I don't say that you'll be up in arms
Kroyt 12
Don't worry, I don't have a wife, they still didn't take me