Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
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Top comments
feldco1 17
At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.
Voldy_fml 16
More like breakup punch. What a douche!
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Comments (56)
lajaynay 15
His dick. Cut it off.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh hey, Lorraine Bobbit. (for those who don't know her, she was famous for chopping her abusive husband's dick off.)
SaturnV 25
The repercussions of cutting off his dick far outweigh any temporary satisfaction OP might attain from doing so.
Enslaved 38
I heard Mr. Bobbit later became a **** star after getting his dick re- attached. I'm sure it was a few inches shorter. :P
RedPillSucks 33
He didn't have extensions put in? That's what I'd have done. *Hello, my name is Ray. Ray Long Dong* (or Donkey Dong, or some other **** name)
deegeebee 10
Hah! This is the first comment in a while that's actually made me laugh out loud ^_^ *sigh* I'm going to hell, aren't I....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
February 32nd, of next year, that's when. Ooh! Pay a transsexual hooker to have sex with him. Just make sure it's dark.
sillyyanks 24
This would be funny if you had said Feb 31st, but because no month has 32 days it sounds kinda lame.
annie_nk 23
Or February 30th
fylx100 19
Or February 29th
horsesaboveppl 9
I love your name! Guys are idiots for expecting movies to be like real life.
GypsyRover 0
Yah,girls never have that problem! (said with all the sarcasm I can muster!)
unknown_user5566 27
34- You mean I WON'T be swept off my feet by a sparkly vampire?!
center 5
Tell him he can have as much as he can stand on the 12th of Never.
GypsyRover 0
You will learn as you grow up.
copo37 7
Tell him the break up sex is you all breaking up, and he can go have sex with the tramp he was cheating on you with. You don't need that shit anyways.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Break-up slap incoming
SkoomaKi 28
Would you rather prefer inbound, approaching or coming? Is that more adequate to your taste, miss?
gmc_blossom 21
75- She's a Directioner. Cut her some slack. Those people aren't known for having large amounts of intelligence.
emeraldisle 30
What a pig! I hope you said no and immediately dumped his arse.
unknown_user5566 27
Seems to me like he was just patiently waiting for you to figure it out (and possibly cheated with this scenario in mind), so that hot break-up sex would ensue. I hope you punched him in the face. :)
mintcar 10
What a ******* asshole. Why cheat at all? And regarding your screename OP, he's unfortunately been getting lucky with someone else. Probably doesn't bother him much that he didn't receive breakup sex.