sistertaxi
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Australia
High on life
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
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TheEpicKitten 20
And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life
OhYouMad 12
He must have had some good shit
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worldclassrager 41
I sure hope death doesn't encounter him soon he might react poorly
buckdharma 38
Don't laugh bro, at my profound ordeal. It all got slow, and yeah, this shit was real. The sound of a loud squeal, of a future Happy Meal with Hot Wheels, from this little dude who was barely seven. And whoa, the p.a was playing Stairway To Heaven.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
I want what he's smoking
False_Stupidity 42
Surprised that OP's brother still has a job since weed is still very much illegal in Australia and smoking that stuff would be a sackable offence.
Candied_person 13
Give me what he's having
hushhh 4
Wow. Why would he get stoned at work?
its_me_kyla 10
Your brother is a dumbass. Drugs are wrong.
Starham1 14
Well, he has a point. A pregnant woman eating at a fast food restaurant is pretty upsetting.
toxicdaydream 18
You know he got that good loud
VampOfSavannah 31
That's kind of adorable, actually.