sistertaxi
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Australia
High on life
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
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TheEpicKitten 20
And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life
OhYouMad 12
He must have had some good shit
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giantsfan2010 23
So deep.
Eyalsh 32
adele is rolling in it.
TheEpicKitten 20
And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life
meliodafool_ 15
'Tis the circle of life
kaablam 17
Naaaaaaaaasivaannia
ManicGypsy 22
Hate to burst your bubble, but tears contain salt, which causes plants to not grow.
Niz_DD 14
You must be fun at parties
sonasonic 34
#59.... have you ever heard of mineral salts, which are present in the human tears, and which plants need to grow healthily? Do you even biology? Obviously not.
jayennachristine 23
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Dimps94 9
Until the birthing processes takes place
whitnayfortooh 29
a ******* men #11...
sonshadsil94 15
Which is incidentally how the pregnancy happens in the first place.
mct_1087 27
It could have been worse, she could have given birth right in front of him. Then you would have needed to bring a gallon of water.
chef4money 12
Please explain why he would need to bring a gallon of water if she had gone into labor.
mct_1087 27
Dehydration from all the crying.
ninjamadi 16
"bro it's like, the most beautiful miracle life can give us. like that chic, she's growing a human man! like it's a plant"
Classy_Sassy15 18
Isn't the circle of life beautiful, bro?
OhYouMad 12
He must have had some good shit
22fazbearatreet 13
haha
Dick_diamond 22
It is a beautiful thing, isn't it?
cheeeksss 29
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That's beautiful! Unlike my experience when I cried because I couldn't "find my way out" of the elevator :|
hmorse249 12
That's actually pathetic
theTravinator 21
My first time I wanted to go to McDonalds with a buddy of mine but when we stepped outside the paranoia kicked in and I was like "nope order a pizza", and we had dominos. Good times, good times
josejr95 21
how did you do that? xD
brendejafulable 41
This is acutally a bit sweet.
Meaniebobeanie 26
Hey, life is miraculous! Kudos to you for being a nice sister :)