Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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Havin 19
D?
BloodyMary666 24
CREEPY :-S
GutterMouth75 1
See... That is why you should be truthful from the beginning and tell this **** you can't stand them. I never had a problem telling people that.
jizzwold 21
Ya **** C that arrogant prick E
11grace18 5
your long lost twin sister?
Llama_Face89 34
Z!!!!
cyncha89 0
Lol that sucks
ReynshineCutting 10
I wanted to type a sigma but my phone won't let me :(
iPoopChickens 0
Major stalker mode. Close your blinds/curtains... And lock your door.
music87 14
Just tell them you don't feel like hanging out.