Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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sherivengeance 3
LOL
julia_turtle 4
FYL. They're a stalker and they shouldn't just invite themselves over your house.
akichan15 5
WTF
chels1994 11
they have a productive life don't they?
allknowingbrony 5
CREEPER!!!!!!!!!
lisha88 1
Stalker
lisha88 1
Tell him "idk stalker but stay away from me and my house"
manicethemage 9
E
jjdominguez 0
Say yo Moma
kitsune3 20
Your next response should be: "...Why the hell are you stalking me? Can't you take a hint?"