Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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GirlWhoLovesVB 9
Annoying AND creepy. Straight up tell them that that was creepy and you don't want to be around them anymore.
IHazNoUsername 9
Why did you respond to someone you are trying to avoid? You should've insisted that you were at a friend's house or something. Then asked why the person was being a creepy little stalker.
fantasyworld 39
That's creepy.
blucorsa 15
That's ultra creepy, get a restraining order or something.
sharond23 10
Why don't you let this person know you dont want to be friends instead of lying.