Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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P374RD3D 9
"THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY LIVING ROOM?!" Easy
123kookypoo 10
Just say "How should I know? I'm not home, stalker!"
MissStudent33 0
Who the he'll does that! That's creepy.
Kriiistenn 14
Stalkerrrrrrrr
Ketsukoni 4
What the OP didn't tell us was this person actually lives across the street from her.
Arile 5
Stalker much
megaboo310 4
Ahhhhh omg I would freak! Thats something that I hope never happens to me!!
heckyesimgrand7 4
Hahaha that sounds like my current bf BEFORE we started dating.
RainbowAngel666 6
Looks like you've got yourself your very own stalker!! That basically explains itself as to why you don't wanna hang out with them.
Chris93Jones 20
that's not terrifying at all.