Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML
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caplox 6
pee on it.
loserman67 36
Could have been worse. He could have whipped out his dick and started peeing on you in public.
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Comments (100)
CyNommy 4
My dad poured beer on me when I got stung as a kid. Don't remember if it actually worked.
dellis44 7
reminds me of that episode of Friends. lol if only your dad told you that sooner.
NicollieOlliO 0
Throw a jellyfish at him
mcvery 2
ohh bumma it must have hurt
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Your dad sounds like a really caring guy.
wruch 6
Steve irwin (crocodile hunter) will never be forgotten.
GothicAngel17 24
Are you stupid? A stinger is not a sting ray. Steve was killed by a sting ray, not a stinger, so this FML doesn't relate to Steve Irwin at all.
gracehi 33
I've never heard a jellyfish called a "stinger" before, but I think that's a better name. More scary. But yeah, this FML has nothing to do with Steve Irwin, and even if it did, referring to his death as a joke is not funny. It's not amusing that his wife is a widow and his children are fatherless.
gracehi 33
I've never heard a jellyfish called a "stinger" before, but I think that's a better name. More scary. But yeah, this FML has nothing to do with Steve Irwin, and even if it did, referring to his death as a joke is not funny. It's not amusing that his wife is a widow and his children are fatherless.
GothicAngel17 24
Don't Americans keep vinegar on their beaches or something? Stuff peeing on it. Here we have a little pole thing with a bottle of vinegar at most beaches.
devils79 2
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NIRVANA1990s 1
Vinager! clean it out with vinager
geod69 8
He could of embarrassed you and told you he was going to pee on you