Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I left with referrals to both a dermatologist and a mental health professional. FML
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Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, after three months of wait, I expected to have a diagnosis and treatment plan from my doctor. Instead, I got an appointment with a surgeon "just to be sure", and an appointment with a GP to get referrals to two other doctors for more appointments. Meanwhile, my health gets worse and worse. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a doctor's appointment. After sitting in the waiting room for twenty minutes, I realized I was at my old doctor's office. My actual appointment was across town. I was already late. FML
Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a hospital appointment I've been waiting three months for, but they changed it to a phone call. The call consisted of the consultant asking questions and saying, "Yes, I see that in your notes", before concluding I need to a physical appointment and booking one… for three months' time. FML
Today, I went to the local emergency room, upon recommendation of my psychiatrist, because I was depressed to the point of being suicidal. They sent me home because there were no beds available. FML
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VooDooCarrie91 19
I know that skin conditions also take a toll on your self esteem. Hang in here, OP.
tpuff 7
Insane in the membrane :D
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Comments (66)
VooDooCarrie91 19
I know that skin conditions also take a toll on your self esteem. Hang in here, OP.
MrKrustyKrab 0
Why doesn't FML approves all my posts :( Anyways, cheer up OP!
numbersystem 4
Shhhh!!! Don't tell OP to "hang in there"! What if they're suicidal?
the_anti_hipster 7
26, cut it out! Take a chill pill. Sorry, too much?
raaawwwrrZ 8
Lets end it all. The suicide talk that is.
kaengelangeleyes 9
So very true. I've been there.
Dr0reos 8
I hear proactive does wonders for those voices in your head that are telling you to dismember people
AKGirlinSD 20
1, Maybe it is that guy's fiance, whom has OCD, and her doctor pointed it out? (Recent FML reference.)
may651 14
It's ok op. things will get better.
Jac_d_ipper 10
I bet
awagh666 14
Oh yeah? That itch isn't going to go away on its own. That's what's making OP crazy. Scratch baby, scratch.
brooklynbridgehi 1
Op wut does that meab
tpuff 7
Insane in the membrane :D
swankmrpancake 8
Insane in the brain!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm anything but plain Incredibly insane I lost my mind a while back When I fell out of a tree Got kidnapped by a bee And eaten by a Snorlax. You know you're psychotically bored when you write a full song about how crazy You are.
the_blind_wonder 1
Oh my god! That was ******* hilarious!!!!!
TxCountryBeauty 10
Are those the actual lyrics? I've never payed attention, I only know the "insane in the membrane..." etc part.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No, I just made them up. :D
j_cat187 20
Take a one on the flam boy yo temper just toss that ham in the frying pan...
PizzaRollsss 5
At least you didnt get attacked by a sea rhinoceros..... Yet.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Well if you do happen to get attacked by a sea-rhinoceros, at least make sure you're wearing your anti-sea-rhinoceros underpants.
CaptNomNom 17
Now that's a first. Never heard that before. What you do anyway?
KitGrey 4
Well at least you're not letting things fester.
rattusrattus 19
The skin condition or the mental issues?
Pelvispresley 8
Fyl, it's not your fault. Hopefully they will be able to help you!
panicsdisaster 17
A healthy body equals a healthy mind. You have work to do.
tony1891 22
the doctor will see you now.
Sandman366 6
Which one?
perdix 31
He's just drumming up business for his buddies. Don't worry about it -- everyone loves your crazy, pimply ass :D !!!