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Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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DrAwesome 6

You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.

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georgeee97 9

Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.

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ghettoredneck 0

You clogged the toilet too, right? That woulda been great!!!

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littlebbitch 0

haha well hell that sucks!!

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nevershouttami 11

Tell her you have narcolepsy.

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kyleengelhardt 3

In reference to 42 it's not hard if you've got I funny or a magazine and you're tired

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mwali02 32

I hate to say this, but it really could be worse. You are a hard working man, and you are employed. All of these really work to your advantage, especially if you are truly a man after her daughters heart. Think positive, and cheers to better future encounters with the inlaws! :)

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