Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor for an injury. Instead, the doctor only focused on my weight and tried to basically prescribe me anorexia. She tried to tell me that 750 calories a day was fine and brushed off my exercise regimen as, "Exercise is great, but you'll lose weight faster if there are no calories to burn." FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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kenadeemarie 4
do you people have to be so ****** rude? get a life and stop insulting strangers on the internet.
IScreamRawr 4
So much for joy.
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Comments (128)
einauglein 0
Great job on losing that weight so far. Seriously. I know how hard it is to lose weight!
sabatical 0
stop eating tapeworms and lard you friggin yo yo dieter!
autumngirl23 0
well at least u lost 10 pounds?? thats somthing to be proud about
JBaby16 0
oh wow. sucks. :-/
steps601 0
fat Americans
newguy90 0
Is there any other kind?
sabatical 0
hahaha so true
JustinBieberIsOK 0
hey I'm American and I'm not fat at all.. 82 pound 6th grader
buggybeauty 0
your doctor is an unprofessional duck. find a new one asap.
leadrunner751 3
what an ass. the doctor should treat patients a little better
JustinBieberIsOK 0
2,3,64 - shut up leave him alone! so wat he likes pokèmon don't mean he is a nerd! I play Age of Mytholgy!