Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor for an injury. Instead, the doctor only focused on my weight and tried to basically prescribe me anorexia. She tried to tell me that 750 calories a day was fine and brushed off my exercise regimen as, "Exercise is great, but you'll lose weight faster if there are no calories to burn." FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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kenadeemarie 4
do you people have to be so ****** rude? get a life and stop insulting strangers on the internet.
IScreamRawr 4
So much for joy.
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Comments (128)
cheap123 0
Atleast your losing weight now... But does that mean you gained 30 pounds within a year? I don't know how healthy that is.
Lee002 8
OP: at least you're making progress!
smartman136 8
thts y i dnt trust docs they jst ent a proffit and to get u out and write up a prescription so they can charge ur insurance
FYLDeep 26
No one wants to hear you complain about how incredibly fat you are.
McFail_fml 4
I do, I mean, it's not everday Fat Bastard posts an FML here after his visits from Dr. Evil.
bidoof_fml 0
Oh, did I strike a nerve?
Klokateer 0
You just have to keep on working for it then. Posting an FML about it won't solve the problem.
linamerri 0
haha nice hair
schnitzel5 0
fagget
Smilzen 0
...if you're a woman.
linamerri 0
haha sarcasm my friend
Smilzen 0
Thank goodness.
linamerri 0
haha it's all good... my 14 year old brother thinks looking like a mop is cool too.. It's in with them
BrookeTrueblood 0
Wow. 20 in one year? Impressive.
epoh_fml 0
shit I've gained 15 in the last five months. Then again I'll be birthing a baby here shortly :-)
Monikabug 9
Congratulations 42. :)
seanreddog 4
I gained 400 last week. shit, my boobs were 73 ZZZ, that's a world record you know! I had to eat like 5 happy meals and run 0 feet everyday, talk about a workout, you know I could roll myy rolls halfway down the street. twas like the mother ****** blob swallowed everything in it's path except penises cause um I'm not gay but when it started turning black and I'm white so when it started turning black I figured to go in and get it cut off out but I didn't know it would turn green when I started keeping it for a pet. anyways once it saw enog I realized how empty I felt without it so I think I'll grow him back what say you?
Rickyretardo 0
so wat that's last year u could of gained pounds since then and then lost some at the gym
chillinAK 9
you know, all of these posts about weight, people are so quick to call a person fat or say put down the fork or skip some meals. it can be uncontrolable. as example - I can't exersize until I have back surgery - according to the majority here, I'm a fat pig and it's all my fault at getting hit by that damn car. anything can happen in the space of a year. to the op - ydi for not keeping up with weight from doc but good for u to lose those lbs. didn't vote cause that's not a fyl, sry.
Billbo23 0
ydi for getting hit by a car then eating too much when you couldn't exercise
chillinAK 9
see, knew it was gonna happen lol. I could care less what ppl think, but sometimes it's unavoidable. by the way, my dr bitches cause I don't eat like I'm supposed to. if u skip meals, ur likely to have issues losing weight.
seanreddog 4
уоцг а FемаLе Dгјџег апд еат тоо мцсњ уdi. jk
chillinAK 9
hahaha, I was walking dippy
chillinAK 9
she was an (overweight) female driver so I guess I will have to concede defeat lol
Howulikeit 0
ydi for eating in the middle of the road
jessv123 0
howulikeit win
Giorgio272 2
wow you sound like a real fatty whinger bitch. go find a man that loves a bit of the chubby and get laid. no need yo tell the world your a fat complaining bitch.