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Andy W?rselen, Germany

He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

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liltmac 7

She sounds crazy, bet it was good sex