Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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st1ckyr1ce 0
and he didn't take any of your friend's clothes?
truelyajerk 0
yeah no...skinny dipping on the beach is fine. To those who think its gross, read a book. Fish shit in the ocean, and you think your bathing suit is a filter that prevents anything from getting in? I guess you never have had a sand in your trunks/suit.
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Comments (93)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Um #2 and possibly #1, since when does "beach" imply a pool?
tthreat23 0
this is probably one of the best FMLs i've read in a while, that is so ridiculous
JakeVee 0
I just LOL'D real hard. Best one ever.
fmlbaby_fml 0
This is the best FML. Ever.
MonkeySpeaks 4
HAHA that happened to a good friend of mine two years ago. The good news for her though was she met a hunky life-guard, they got married and are now learning wine science in Aukland. If you do this one right you can take a FML and make into "My Life Rocks"
latuka 0
@43 maybe in San Diego they don't have sharks, but over here in Florida you don't go swimming on the beach at night cuz that when the sharks come around.
llama 1
this just made my life.
peazeful 0
LOLZ WOW that really sucks, and funny~lolZ!
ZH13 0
why do you people keep saying "crowded beach"? don't you retards know what secluded means? 5 of you idiots thought secluded meant crowded? since you're obviously to lazy to own or open a dictionary, i guess i'll have to tell you. secluded is exactly the opposite of crowded.
missmeliss0309 0
"We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded" Fail.
brianna_jordon 0
that is the funniest thing ive heard on here in a while (: lmao !