Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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dark_psyche 0
It didn't occur to the both of you to take them off before "hooking up"?? YDI, lol. >=D
RaspberryBerret 0
you moron -_- how do you not know that you have glowsticks on. i mean really.
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Comments (129)
cheertigers 0
hahahaha that's so funny, you prob just didn't realize they would glow that bright that everyone could see
moriah 0
ydi. that is all.
lumi_fml 0
two girls?
aubz6391 0
yeah i know i just saw that too!
myfavoriteplay 0
Her friend's neighbor could be a guy- the 'her parents' could be her friend's parents.
imhope 23
I was thinking the same thing.
satanicminnow1 1
YDI. You're a **** for "hooking up" with someone you just met.
esquared77 0
#20 Are you naive or something, hooking up is like going the corner store these days...
bmach 0
Agreed, banging is the new handshake these days.
msw52 0
besides, hooking up could mean a variety of things, not just sex
greenburbon 0
lol. innocent kids.
Meeeheeh 0
awkward, but ydi XD
17xVampx17 0
Who the **** cares? This isn't an FML.
shewasalmost18 0
i'm liking your name. "hoehoe5191" Hoe.
Agenda_Suicide 0
YDI.
UncleverName_FYL 0
I think a lot people are misunderstanding how it was possible for people to see them. It’s not that the glow sticks were bright enough that everyone could see OP, it’s more like the pattern of the moments of the glow sticks made it obvious that OP was hooking up.